p.01
First of all, let me get something straight: This is a Journal, not a diary.
I know what is says on the cover, but when Mom went out to buy this thing I specifically told her to get one that didn't say "diary" on it.
p.02
Great.
All I need is for some jerk to catch me carring this book around and get the wrong idea.
p.03
The other thing I want to clear up right away is that this was Mom's idea, not mine.
p.04
But if she thinks I'm going to write down my "feelings" in here or whatever, she's creazy.
So just don't expect me to be all "Dear Diary" this and "Dear Diary" that.
p.05
The only reason I agreed to do this at all is because I figure later on when I'm rich and famous, I'll have better things to do than answer people's stupid questions all day long.
